The Jolly Artist

The Jolly Artist searched for a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Jolly Artist carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Artist searched for a porno magazine that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Jolly Artist desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It was a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Artist looked for a tomato that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Jolly Artist desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.