A Weary Artist

A Weary Artist desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Artist often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Artist desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes drop. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Weary Artist found a set of lego that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

A Weary Artist desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Weary Artist desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.