Colourful Artist

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Colourful Artist desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it

Colourful Artist desperately needed a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. It would be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Colourful Artist desperately desired a big sponge that they would often break. This seems a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Colourful Artist craved for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. This could be considered an original idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Colourful Artist always had with them a bag of flour to cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Colourful Artist found a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.