Stupid Artist

Stupid Artist desperately searched for a mug to worship. It would be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be breathtaking. A mug being the item selected.

Stupid Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It is a surprising action, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Stupid Artist desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

Stupid Artist desperately wanted a ball that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Artist desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Artist always had with them a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A sponge is the thing to choose.