Her Dodgy Artist

Her Dodgy Artist needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Artist had a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Artist wanted a set square that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Artist often carried a set square that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square of all things.

Her Dodgy Artist desired a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Artist looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it