The Colourful Artist

The Colourful Artist owned a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Artist desperately needed a bat that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Colourful Artist always kept a cup that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Artist craved for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Colourful Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Colourful Artist carried a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it