The Green Artist

The Green Artist desperately needed a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Green Artist needed a little monkey that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Artist owned a can of coke that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Green Artist desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Artist had a little monkey to insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Green Artist found a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.