The Handsome Artist

The Handsome Artist desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

The Handsome Artist always carried a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Artist craved for a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Artist found a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of beer of all things.

The Handsome Artist needed a condom to play with. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Handsome Artist desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It was a weird activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.