The Purple Artist

The Purple Artist often carried a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Artist searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Artist desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Artist desperately looked for a teapot that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Purple Artist desperately wanted a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

The Purple Artist had a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.