A Tired Artist

A Tired Artist desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Tired Artist needed a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Artist found a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Tired Artist owned a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Artist always kept a bottle of coke that they would hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Tired Artist needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.