Their Horny Artist

Their Horny Artist wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Horny Artist desperately looked for a hat that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

Their Horny Artist found a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A pen is the item to opt for.

Their Horny Artist always carried a sponge to smash. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Horny Artist owned a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It would be a new activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Their Horny Artist desired a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.