Her Ugly Artist

Her Ugly Artist wanted a condom that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Artist had a sack of potatoes that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Ugly Artist always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It is an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Artist desperately wanted a condom that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Artist wanted a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Artist always had with them a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.