His Red Baboon

His Red Baboon always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Red Baboon desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Red Baboon often carried a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A dildo was the chosen item.

His Red Baboon searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It should be an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it

His Red Baboon carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Red Baboon desired a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a curious activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.