My Eccentric Baboon

My Eccentric Baboon wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Baboon desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Baboon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often hug. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

My Eccentric Baboon carried a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.

My Eccentric Baboon craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Baboon desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be miraculous. A radiator being the item selected.