The Green Baboon

The Green Baboon desired a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Baboon always kept a radiator that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Green Baboon found a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Baboon needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It should be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Green Baboon always had with them a pen that they would drop. One might find this to be an original thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

The Green Baboon wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.