His Horny Baboon

His Horny Baboon craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Horny Baboon wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Horny Baboon desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Horny Baboon desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Horny Baboon found a radiator that they would often eat. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.

His Horny Baboon desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.