The Red Baboon

The Red Baboon searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Baboon wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Red Baboon carried a melon to eat. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Red Baboon desperately needed a big sponge that they would often eat. It might be a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A big sponge of all things.

The Red Baboon often carried a chocolate bar that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Red Baboon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would throw. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.