My Horny Baboon

My Horny Baboon desperately needed a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Horny Baboon always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Baboon always had with them a sponge to annihilate It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was amazing. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Baboon had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Baboon always carried a ball to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Baboon owned a cheese grater that they would often worship. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.