Her Retarded Baboon

Her Retarded Baboon always kept a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a condom that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Baboon carried a radiator that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Baboon desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Baboon often carried a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was selected.