His Lovely Baboon

His Lovely Baboon found a little monkey that they would often experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Baboon often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

His Lovely Baboon desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often share. It was an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Lovely Baboon craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Lovely Baboon often carried a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Baboon searched for a sword that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.