The Purple Baboon

The Purple Baboon desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Purple Baboon desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Baboon desperately looked for a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Baboon wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Baboon craved for a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. It should be a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Baboon desperately craved for a cup to sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.