A Crazy Baboon

A Crazy Baboon desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Crazy Baboon wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Baboon looked for a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

A Crazy Baboon often carried a dildo that they liked to break. It is a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Baboon had a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Crazy Baboon wanted a stapler to eat. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.