The Green Baboon

The Green Baboon needed a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Green Baboon always kept a sword that they would often smash. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A sword would be the item chosen.

The Green Baboon had a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Green Baboon desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Green Baboon desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. It might have been a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Green Baboon desperately craved for a vibrator to cuddle. This seems a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.