Her Stupid Baboon

Her Stupid Baboon carried a lava lamp that they would often worship. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Baboon often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Baboon always kept a dildo that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Baboon found a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Baboon always had with them a tomato to play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.