My Fat Baby

My Fat Baby craved for a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It was an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Baby desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Fat Baby desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Fat Baby owned a cucumber that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Fat Baby desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Fat Baby carried a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. It might be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of coke being the item selected.