The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby had a bag of flour that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Baby desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It was an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Fat Baby craved for a vibrator that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Fat Baby desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Fat Baby desperately needed a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Baby had a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.