My Exceptional Baby

My Exceptional Baby always carried a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

My Exceptional Baby searched for a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Baby always had with them a sword that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

My Exceptional Baby desperately wanted a dildo to experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

My Exceptional Baby found a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Baby desired a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.