Their Stupid Baby

Their Stupid Baby desired a tomato that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Baby desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Baby had a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Baby wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Baby desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

Their Stupid Baby always had with them a mug that they would play with. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.