His Scary Baby

His Scary Baby always carried a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Scary Baby searched for a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Baby desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Baby wanted a piece of paper that they would often demolish. It would have been a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Scary Baby always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

His Scary Baby desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.