Her Scary Baby

Her Scary Baby craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Baby always had with them a lava lamp that they would throw. This seems a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Scary Baby desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Scary Baby desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Scary Baby craved for a stretchman to sit and look at. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.