The Boring Baby

The Boring Baby found a radiator to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Baby wanted a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Baby had a ball that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball is the item to choose.

The Boring Baby owned a spade that they would eat. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.

The Boring Baby carried a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Boring Baby wanted a vibrator to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.