The Depressed Baby

The Depressed Baby carried a bat that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

The Depressed Baby desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would share. This might appear to be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Baby desperately needed a dildo that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Depressed Baby wanted a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It might be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Baby wanted a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Baby desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.