Her Green Baby

Her Green Baby had a condom that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Baby carried a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Her Green Baby desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Baby always had with them a bottle of beer to smash. It should have been a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was simply life. A bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Green Baby looked for a bottle of coke that they would often break. It might be a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Green Baby always kept a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It is an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.