My Big Baby

My Big Baby owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Big Baby desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Big Baby desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Big Baby desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

My Big Baby often carried a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

My Big Baby had a chocolate bar to smash. It would be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.