The Stupid Baby

The Stupid Baby searched for a little monkey that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Baby often carried a melon that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a melon being the chosen item.

The Stupid Baby found a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Stupid Baby looked for a little monkey to sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Baby desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baby desired a ball to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A ball being the thing opted for.