The Magical Baby

The Magical Baby craved for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Magical Baby owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Baby craved for a bottle of beer to share. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Magical Baby owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Magical Baby desperately looked for a porno magazine to smash. It might have been an odd operation, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Baby often carried a spade that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.