Bewildered Baby

Bewildered Baby desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Baby desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Baby found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Baby desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Baby had a custard pie that they would cuddle. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Bewildered Baby carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.