The Exciting Baby

The Exciting Baby desperately looked for a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was simply life. A tomato is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Baby carried a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. It is an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Exciting Baby owned a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

The Exciting Baby carried a wig that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Baby owned a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Baby needed a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It might have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.