Different Baby

Different Baby had a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This could be considered an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Different Baby often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Different Baby had a bat that they would often break. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Different Baby always had with them a big sponge that they would drop. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Different Baby desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A dildo was the item that was chosen.

Different Baby desperately looked for a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.