His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby had a crown that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Boring Baby found a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It might be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Baby found a sword that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

His Boring Baby desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

His Boring Baby needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.