The Scary Baby

The Scary Baby craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baby always kept a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Baby desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A chocolate bar having that done to it

The Scary Baby found a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Scary Baby found a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought it was exciting. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baby wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.