The Curious Bear

The Curious Bear needed a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Curious Bear desired a vibrator that they would often throw. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Bear wanted a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Curious Bear wanted a cucumber that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Bear wanted a cup to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.

The Curious Bear often carried a helmet that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.