A Bewildered Bear

A Bewildered Bear always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

A Bewildered Bear found a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Bewildered Bear always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be spectacular. A stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Bear looked for a tomato that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Bear carried a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to select.

A Bewildered Bear found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.