Her Dodgy Bear

Her Dodgy Bear found a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Bear carried a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. It should be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Bear always kept a helmet to break. It was an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was epic. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Bear owned a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Her Dodgy Bear always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. It might be a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.