My Confused Bear

My Confused Bear desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Confused Bear desperately looked for a bat that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

My Confused Bear always kept a bag of flour to drop. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Bear always had with them a mug to demolish. It should be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Bear desired a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Bear looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.