Confused Bird

Confused Bird desired a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Confused Bird desired a custard pie that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Bird found a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Bird searched for a pint of cider to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Confused Bird always had with them a radiator that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator of all things.

Confused Bird craved for a pint of beer that they would drop. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.