My Crazy Bird

My Crazy Bird desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

My Crazy Bird carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Crazy Bird desired a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A tomato would be the item chosen.

My Crazy Bird desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Bird always had with them a cup that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

My Crazy Bird desired a teapot that they would hug. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.