The Handsome Bird

The Handsome Bird desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Bird always kept a sack of potatoes to share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be epic. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Handsome Bird searched for a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Bird wanted a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was sublime. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird wanted a melon that they liked to share. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.