My Troubled Bird

My Troubled Bird desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Bird desperately searched for a can of coke to hug. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Troubled Bird always kept a spade that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Bird always kept a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Troubled Bird looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Bird needed a can of Tango to play with. This seems an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.