The Fat Bird

The Fat Bird desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Bird craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Fat Bird looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Fat Bird desperately needed a bottle of coke to embrace. It should be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Bird needed a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

The Fat Bird searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.